“Just one beer,” I answered, matter-of-factly.“Then you won’t mind stepping out of the vehicle, sir?" Officer Woods next suggested.Irritated, ... let out a sigh of frustration as I did so. By now, he had obviously gestured to the other officer sitting in the police car to bring over the breathalyser kit.After placing it to my lips he instructed me to blow into it.As Officer Woods looked at the result he uttered, “Looks like you had more than just one beer, sir.”“What’s it say?” I inquired.“Well,. Agle din hum dono late tak sote rahe or humari aankh bhi bilkul sath me khuli. Humdono ke face ek dusre ke samne the. Usdin didi duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki lagi mujhe. Halki halki roshni uske face per aa rahi thi or baal uske chahre pr faile hue the.Humdono ne ek dusre ko goodmorning wish kiya. Or thodi der waise hi aalas me lete rahe. Didi shayad bhool gayi thi ki humdono nanage soye hue hai. Kyunki wo boli ki wo fresh hone ja rahi hai or bed se uth kar jaane lagi. Per jaise hi didi ne ek. I could push a button and pussy flies in from a drone through my window.Pussy crawling out the fireplace, Santa Pussy, pussy under the Christmas tree, jingle bell pussy, dammit!ANY PUSSY I WANT.But not now, not now, for fuck’s sake ... This stupid being Proctologist bullshit!Truth is, I haven’t even seen a living, breathing, live ham wallet since the champagne. Sure, I tried to fuck a few of my champagne maids, but no luck.Stupid snowflake millennials. They’re the worst. Buncha wacky man buns. S:She is older than me (54) and I have always wanted to fuck her. I like to stand around inside when she is around with my dick hanging out and I know she has seen it. She keeps a small bullet vibe in her night stand and I have taken deep sniffs of it and licked it clean.K&R - Married couple that moved away. K is short with nice firm tits. She would bend over a lot and I could see her bra covered tits. She had a battery operated vibrator, about 6 inches, in a bag in her nightstand. They also.