“Baby, I thought I was picking you up!” Alice cried. She was overcome with joy. “I wanted to surprise you,” Andrew replied. “My plane landed...an hour and a half ago but getting through customs took longer than I thought. I’m glad I got here before you left for the airport. Should we head inside, love?” Alice realized that she was still squeezing Andrew so tightly that she was surprised that he could breathe. “Yes, of course. Let's get you inside. Do you need anything? Water or a shower or some. You know, you’re starting to look more like your grandfather every day. Just don’t become as pigheaded and stubborn as he is.”I took Patty’s statement as a compliment because my grandfather is one very cool older dude and I wanted to be just like him.Because of my size, I was able to buy beer at the refreshment stands without being asked for an ID.Patty and I were having fun and drinking beer, a lot of beer, and we were getting more than a little tipsy and becoming overly friendly. It was like. “Get her.”Ikuno screeched as twin vines wrapped around her torso and lifted her into the air bringing her back to the alarune.“Oof, she’s heavy,” said Aradelle.“Let me go!” Ikuno yelled.“You brought this whole thing together, it doesn’t seem right to do this without you,” said Kal.“Agreed,” chimed in Aradelle setting the oni down but not removing the vines.“You don’t understand, I can’t,” Ikuno said dejectedly.What do you mean you can’t, you told me out on the trail that you wanted to be with. The guard house had glass windows on either side and when seated, one was only just able to observe vehicles approaching from either side.At around twelve that night, Johnson and I went outdoors for a piss. Although we did have an indoor toilet, for some strange reason straight guys love to piss outdoors.After I had finished peeing and as I was tucking my dick away, Johnson continued fondling with his knob. “Back on the farm, I knew a Bugs Bunny fan,” he said absentmindedly.“Huh,” I.