Jack do you know anything about sex?? Have you ever masturbate?’‘No, whats masturbate?’‘Do you really want to know? Its like stroking your pen...s, I’m sure you’ve done it before. It can also be called wanking or jerking. Your sis thinks you’ve done it’‘Nope, I havent’‘Would you like me to show you?’ She asked in a tone as if talking to a baby‘ummmm ok i guess, but promise me it wouldn’t hurt’‘No it wouldn’t hurt, i promise it’ll feel so good you would do it everyday’Jessica then drove us to her. My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Curiosity’s early pictures showed no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.My mother-in-law is coming I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.Men have feelings too, for example, we feel hungry.I once won an argument with a woman ... In this dream I had.If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I’m not sure I. She obviously had a fantastic control of her gag reflex. I have no idea how I didn't shoot my load in to her young soft mouth.After a few minutes, Carrie and Laura stopped, knelt up and then kissed each other, they said they could taste both us in each others mouths.Scott said he had to just go do something in the bedroom, leaving me, Carrie and Laura on the rug. My mind was now working overtime, Laura put my dick back in her mouth and Carrie started sucking my balls. Carrie then totally. Of course, she was the object of desire by the males in the class.On one science-fair field trip, which she sponsored, the guys were teasing her over dinner. They wondered what kind of man she was attracted to. Hypothetically, they asked, which of us would she desire the most? She thought a minute and looked right at me. "I believe Pete is the sexiest man I've ever met." Stunned, they looked at me and one declared, "You have to be kidding! Why?" "He just is," she replied.On the way to our.