Jawani kay bhoot kaya kaya kahaniyaan sunaatay, toba toba. Aurat ko ouski back par lata kar chodnay ka maza aur hai aur ousay oulta latakar chodnay ka...maza aur hai. Aurat ki phuddi youn hoti hai, aisi hoti hai, vaisi hoti hai. Choot kay ooper ki terf aik mota sa dana hota hai jo bilkul 5—6 saal kay bachay ki lulli kay suparu jaisa dikhta hai. Is button ko kiss kernay, kaatnay ya choosnay se aurat pagal ho jati hai aur bar bar phuddi marwanay ke liya razi ho jati hai. Aurat kay mummay aur ouskay. "I need your help. I don't want to go outside, by myself, in the dark. Not with all those fucking snakes," Alice said with a shudder."Then don't go outside, use the chamber pot," I glanced at my wristwatch, we had been asleep about six hours and sunrise was still an hour away."We don't have a chamber pot." Alice scanned the contents of our tent for confirmation."Oh, no! Not that that'll be gross," her eyes widened in alarm as I pointed to the stainless steel cooking pot."You have three choices:. I mumble, “yes of course Miss Jenny, I’ll get one for you now.”It’s risky of course, more than my job’s worth, but Her ‘gratitude’, whatever She means by that, is worth taking any risk for. I go over to the cupboard and unlock it, pulling out the box of phones that were delivered last week for the new sales recruits and write on the carton ‘one missing’. I take a phone out and walk back to hand it to Miss Jenny, who’s standing by my desk. She says “thanks” as I pass it to Her and turns to head. As I glanced toward it I got a little shock — our neighbor Dan was moving around his well-lit room in the nude, just out of the shower. I was in the semi-dark and looking downward, so he didn’t notice he had an observer. Two things popped into my head at almost the same time: A) I really didn’t need to see Dan’s dangly bits, and B) holy crap, did this made me a peeper, a pervert?Rationalization kicked in pretty quickly: It wasn’t intentional, my gaze didn’t linger on his willie, no harm done,.