After the sermon a UU asked the visitor, “So how did you like it?”“I can’t believe half the things that minister said!” sputtered the visito... in outrage.“Oh, good -- then you’ll fit right in!”For Jews, the deity is YHWH. For UU’s, it’s YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary).There was a terrible car accident. A woman was lying in the street, covered in blood. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx). I slipped on a fresh pair of panties, some sexy ones that barely covered my ass. Not a thong, just about a one inch strip of material that made my plump asscheeks flare out a little. I figured since he had been so complimentary about my butt, I would display it for him. I put my robe back on to keep the panties hidden. I always liked to keep a few surprises for my man. By the time I returned, he had stopped touching himself but was still nice and hard as he said “I figured I better wait til I. ‘I bet you wouldn’t know tea if it even spilled in your lap,’ I laughed. ‘No, but it would look like I peed myself. Thanks. By the way, have you ever thought of going out with someone…someone like me?’ I raised my eyes at him then, and licked my suddenly dry lips. ‘Sure. I’ve never dated someone who had a disability. I’m sorry, I don’t mean it in a bad way. But I am attracted to you.’ ‘It’s just my legs. Got into a motorcycle accident,’ He said. ‘I’m sorry to hear that.’ There was. I wanted to do the job myself but Steve talked me out of it and when Greg went missing I was on a plane to Seoul. No details were provided but I fantasized that pieces of his body now made up part of the foundation of the new Trans Bay Terminal. Actually he probably ended up dumped in the Pacific many miles off shore. Yes, the world was a better place without him.That pesky FBI guy, Special Agent Cameron, seemed to have decided I was the primary suspect despite the fact I had a rock solid.