.!! So after coming to d new place my mom wanted a maid to work at home so she spoke to our neighbors & security wala, the next day 2-3 ladies came at...different hours & my mom kept one of them for work- her name was Bharti – she was from kolkatta- muslim-she was 35 plus women with 2 young daughters, not flat belly exactly but right amount of flesh – upper wheatish in colour- boobs were huge- 5.5 height approx- a little on the plumpy side just a little :) all in all a good body, features,boobs,. ‘Tell me about it then. You can’t give me a nugget of information without going into detail.’Genie’s eyes lit up. ‘He was wonderful, exactly what you would want if you ever found yourself in that situation. However, I don’t think it’s fair of me to go into detail and tease you.’ She shakes her head. ‘It doesn’t seem right. Being honest, it feels a tad unjust.’‘Don’t be silly. I’d love to hear all about it.’Genie takes a sip of cappuccino. Froth lines her top lip and I’m staring at it, thinking. “I kind of need to go. Shall I use this one?” Mel looked as the man smiled, his cheeks flushing slightly. She frowned, not sure if she should allow this, but she had been warned to let the visitors do whatever they wanted. “Do you mind if I use your loo?” the woman asked Mel. “Of course. Although the visitor toilets are just across the street.” “I know but there was a huge queue for those.” The woman walked into the toilet and turned to face them both. She pulled the door closed and then. So everyone has Bread and BuddhaIf tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?Imagine a world where monkeys have given up tobacco.Planet of the Vapes.I know you’re a Bladerunner, but in this house we don’t run with scissors.After conquering vast swathes of territory, the Mongols’ motto became, “If anybody can, Genghis Khan”.Henry VIII dried his first wife, and put her in a small jar. And that is what became of Catherine of Tarragon.General Grant yelled across to General.