I was now lying completely naked on cold muddy ground with tentacles wrapped around my arms and legs. I was so terrified so I began to shout. "HELP, P...EASE SOMEBODY HELP"! Within seconds of shouting a large slimy object appeared right in front of me sending me speechless. It was shaped like a giant green alien slime ball with tentacles popping out everywhere shaped like long shafts with penis tips on the end and releasing huge amounts of warm lubricant. I was now scared for my life as I was. "So it's 8 inches long."I nodded."Shit it's like getting blood out of a stone. OK, so it's 8 inches long, how fat is it?"I'd had enough of this. "It's as fat as your fist," I said."OK, let's see it. Come on you could have a tiny little prick for all I know so let's see it. Oh it's one of those things is it? You won't show me yours unless I show you mine, is that it?"I just sat there."OK, you win," she said standing up, "stand back."Jane did a forward flip to a handstand and as she did so her. "So you did this again?" "Several times little brother," which is what Penny often referred to me as when she chose to tease me, being older by just eight minutes, "several times!" "Damn!" I said seeing it clearly etched within my mind. "And to think, I never knew!" I added with surprise. "You were always too busy trying to see my tits rather than thinking you might catch the three of us doing a hell of a lot more!" Penny grinned. "Comfy night huh?" I said ignoring her comment. "Yeah, comfy. " Okay, Darling," I calmly responded. "I'll move out immediately."As I rose and started for our bedroom, I saw Darla's jaw almost strike the floor. I guess she had anticipated more discussion, and questions on my part. As long as we had been married, I never stopped enjoying the pleasure I received when I reacted to a situation differently than Darla expected. To this day, she never failed to be surprised. She was the predictable one, not me.If my immediate acceptance of her desire for a.