“What about the others?”“Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll.”The Indian doesn’t have much money so he opts for the no na...e.Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. “I have a name for the no name toilet paper” he announces to the clerk. “We shall call it John Wayne.”“Why?” asks the confused clerk.“Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no crap off an Indian.”A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter “I have a question. "Roger said, "I truly believe we must have stepped in just in the nick of time. This girl could have been a basket case and ruined for life with the beatings, maybe even eventually suicide. I am so pleased to hear all this. Makes me proud at times like this and I bet Abby feels the same way."Nita said, "Oh both the girls are really happy with her. They went up to their rooms last night and got more acquainted through the evening and ended up fingering each other. Can you believe that?" Roger. Then he was ordered to, "Slip into this housecoat. Put your arms intothe sleeves and do up the front zipper." The full-skirted baby-bluesatin gown fitted smoothly around his hips, waist, and bust as thezipper was drawn up. "That looks better on you than on me," commentedDoreen, as she smoothed the collar and buttoned each wristband of thefull-length sleeves.Dan continued to say nothing, as he was ordered into his bedroom, wherehe was told to remove his kneehighs and apply polish to each. She knelt on the bed, as fine a sight as ever greeted a man’s eyes, with her breasts hanging low, her stomach rounded and womanly and her back arched in an athletic pose. Her brown skin glowed and she looked absolutely perfect.I tore my clothes off and she watched me stealthily, then turned to face the front as I got behind her. But she couldn’t stop herself: she had to look, as best she could, craning her neck as my face descended to her buttocks and my tongue anointed her in a way she would.