Is that true.”I felt embarrassed that Jane had told her this, but I replied, “Yes it is true, they did spank me.”“A well-spanked man is a well...behaved man,” Kathy said. “Now get ready for 30 swats from the paddle.”SWAT, SWAT, SWAT, SWAT, SWAT. “So you are now going to have Jane met your friends.” SWAT, SWAT, SWAT, SWAT, SWAT.“Yes, madam,” I replied I wanted to make sure I answered Jane’s mom with respect.“Very good.” SWAT, SWAT, SWAT, SWAT, SWAT. “And you are going to show her your house.”. We met the yearbefore in COBOL class and hit it off right away. We had the same viewpointson life, the same interests, the same musical tastes (ABBA and Eric Carmen),it was if we were somehow cut from the same psychic cloth. The only thingwe didn't share was an interest in girls. I could never seem to interesthim in going out to bars. He'd rather stay at home and chat on theInternet. One night I came home from a frustrating night where all Imanaged to pick up was a round of Heinikins and. " I admitted that it's fishy."Hey, I'm just sayin' that mistakes have been made." Yeah. Joy should have had me meet her in Denver so we could go to Vail together."But then she'd have to explain her boy toy to you, and you'd get all pissy, and involve lawyers, and marines, and nuclear warheads." Dirty motherfucking cheating skank ass whore! Damn it I'd love to choke the shit out of that cunt!"DO you have any proof yet that she's had another guy's cock inside of her?" No."Do you have any proof. Have you chosen afemale name for yourself?" I've never given it any thought. I'm not sure but definitely notRose!" Rachel is a nice name. What do you think?" It's a lovely name and not too far from my male name." That's settled then so come on, Rachel, let's go and have some fun,"she declared and after gathering up his things, they left the room andwalked back through the wig department. The assistant smiled andnodded her approval as the two of them made their way to the food hallfor.