1 - Day light savings ends on Sunday, November 6th. Set your clocks back an hour.2 - Change the batteries in your smoke detectors.3 - Due to the Holid...y season, set your scales back 10 pounds.This on Is Compliments of Bobby CA young priest is walking down the street, a hooker walks up to him and says,” A quickie for five bucks”, this confuses the priest so he keeps walking, pretty soon another hooker says the same thing, “ a quickie for five bucks”, by now the priest is totally confused, so he. So, I guess I’m gonna have to get comfy aren’t I?’ You’re knackered and you really can’t be arsed with her bullshit. But you remind yourself, she’s young, she doesn’t have anyone. Get a grip. Trouble is, you cant help but explore in your head what kind of grip it should be…by who….and where….. She then puts her head on your lap, for fucks sake. You jump up. ‘See! You don’t fucking care! Screw you, no one will ever love me, I don’t care!’ ‘I’m sorry, as much as I want to help, you cant lay on my. Trish was nonplussed at the sight; she actually squealed.“Look at that, Laura! Why the Hell would any self-respecting woman let another woman use a fake dick on her like that? It’s disgusting!”The next morning I ordered my very own lovely, brilliant red adjustable strap on (with removable, sturdy and pliable slim seven inch “G” curved dong) reasonably priced at only $31.29 (that’s 22% off MSRP, just fyi) from the Lush Stories Adult Store online. I also ordered an ample supply of suitable lube.. " She began."What I said, was 'let's not talk about such matters so foolishly'." He interrupted.Kiyone felt her mouth fall open, unable to believe, he was talking to her like this! Her surprise flashing towards anger when her reaction enlisted a grin just before Tenchi held up a hand."We never know who might be listening!" He loudly whispered, pausing for a moment. Placing hands against his waists, knuckles inward Tenchi softly pantomimed an elaborate fit of cackling, punctuating his soliloquy.