I had a nice boyfriend back there, back home. We could talk about things, and he wasn't jumping all over me. He took his time when we made love." She ...niffed again, having rehearsed that lie before her mirror. She tended to exhaust them or even frighten them."Got a Kleenex?" she asked, testing the strength of her line, and making her chin quiver as she was about to move the reel. The fact was that Vixen had never really had a boyfriend, just a series of lovers.He produced a box from his desk. Weight a televangelist carries with god: A Billigraham.6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knotforlong.7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer: 1 Lite Year.8. Half a large intestine: 1 semicolan.9. 1,000,000 aches: A megahurts.10. Basic usint of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower.11. The shortest distance between 2 jokes: A straightline.12. 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds.13. 1000 cc’s of wet socks: 1 Literhosen.Smokeyjoe34 was very busy coming up with this group. “After the service everyone else left or went for coffee but June kept me there and soon her husband joined us. I asked him what language he’d been praying in and he said the language that Jesus gave him and asked if I’d like one too. He didn’t wait for an answer but he and June took my hands and spoke in the languages they said Jesus had given them.“Then suddenly I was up the hill above my old house and there was a woman sitting with her back against the oak tree and I realised it was my. ' I started unbuttoning my pajama tops when I saw movement by the door. There was your father entering the bedroom dressed only in boxer shorts also. The fronts were pushed out by his prominent erection. I hesitated, not sure of what was happening. Apparently your father had spoken to my father about witnessing my punishment. I was. at the same time, extremely embarrassed stripping in front of two men but my pussy began drooling at the thought that soon my husband and my father would be seeing.