”The woman said, “What a relief! Oh, that’s fantastic ... that’s wonderful news!”The nurse said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you are ... close family member or a very close friend!”“Neither! I’m Sarah Finkel in Room 302! Nobody here tells me shit.”10 funny random thoughts to about 2016Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,. . Just give me a head start is all," Brian saidflushing slightly."OK, go ahead and I'll put these dishes in the washer. Although I don'tsee why I can't see what you are wearing. I mean, like I said, I was theone that tapped you into it and watched you walk to the bathroom," Carolsaid teasing."Never mind that," Brian said, but suddenly fighting a smile to matchhers."Can I get a hug at least?" Carol asked."Yes," Brain said moving closer to the sink and Carol.She hugged him and he hugged her back,. "?Wow I even forgot I had my birthday coming soon. Maybe I shouldn'tconsider it my birthday anymore because Maren was sort of born a fewmonths ago.' "Do you think that is a good idea? I think I should invitesome friends. And I'm not comfortable with the new man in your lifemeeting them already. I don't know if you are comfortable with it." You are very perceptive dear, How about you invite your friends on theSunday before, and at night on Monday Shane can come by?"I agreed with that and got. I was justbeing nice. "Look i dont want to pay for sex. Its really hot out. You wana sit in some air conditioning?" "Actually that would be great. I'm tryin to get guys to pull over, i dont think many would want a sweaty whore." She got in my truck. I rolled the windows up & turned the air on. "better?" "So much, look. Since you were nice enough to offer some air conditioning. Want me to make out with you? it'll be free." "Can you take your tits out?" "Sure why not." She pulled some big all.