Just outside the front door, was one of the neighbor ladies. She seemed to be shocked to see them, her eyes were big and her mouth a bit open. In her ...ands she was carrying a store bought coffee cake. ‘Hello Shemp’ greeted Carol’s Father to the woman and Carol had to hide her grin. Her Father privately called her mother’s three neighborhood friends the Three Stooges. Steve thought it was an insult to the Stooges, those icons of slapstick, to compare the ladies to them. So he privately called. One night we were going to Leslie's home for dinner, then after to a club so Alexis dressed to tease, mini skirt,heels,thigh highs,shelf bra and a white blouse with a deep V front and back showing a lot of clevelage and tit. At dinner Jimmy sat across from Alexis, I soon noticed that while he ate his eyes were glued to Alexis's tits and how much was exposed. After a while Leslie noticed him starring and asked if liked aunty Alexis's tit's? His response had everyone cracking up, said yes I luv. This immediately gave me an idea, I had a full body length mirror, I couldn't even believe that I wanted to do this so badly and as I moved in front of the mirror I left all my clothes behind, I took of my t-shirt almost instantly and as I was unbuttoning my denim shorts I undid my bra with my other hand I dropped my shorts behind me and as I sat down on the floor in front of the mirror I let my panties fall to the floor, by the time my back was against my dresser right in front of the mirror I. "However, things worked out a bit differently in my case." I can see that," Patrick said. "Just how did you get into that lamp?" Oh, it's a long story," Cornelius said. "You wouldn't have a drop of poteen on the premises, would you? My throat is terrible parched, and I don't think I can go into all the details without a drop or two to loosen up the vocal machinery." I'm sorry," Patrick said. "Maeve doesn't drink, so we don't keep alcohol in the house." Not a drop?" Cornelius said. "I'm stranded.