Did I just hear a squelch?"I don't know. I don't know anything that's going on. I thought I camein with my... roommate? She's so... mean to me. I ...ometimes think thatif my family didn't have any money then she wouldn't have any interest inrooming with me. Is that right? I feel like there's more. I brought herhere to see if we can work out our disagreements. It's like we don't haveanything in common." she explains haltingly as if trying to connect herthoughts."One exercise that seems to. "Except when we go to the beach, honey," Laura kissed him and made surehis tie was made right.Brent then checked his new wallet and looked over his ID cards and creditcards. They all had his new name. "Make sure your cards have yourcorrect name," Brent suggested."My name?" Laura wondered.Brent smiled and held up his left hand which had the wedding ring. "Ohright?" Laura said sheepishly. She checked her cards and noticed herlast name was changed to Brent's.Brent looked over Laura's black. ” Then he told me the truth, his voice dripping with hatred, “Jack, I can’t wait for them to get here and torture the fuck out of this bastard.”I laughed and said, “Banzai, I will tell her that. Now I’m going to enjoy my pancakes, sausage and eggs.”Banzai swore, “You son of a...”I hung up the phone on him, looked at Colonel Maggie and said, “Banzai said if you send him some coffee on the next shipment, he won’t kill the CIA agents.”Colonel Maggie complained, “Sgt. Reynolds that’s extortion!”I. I had been out jogging in tight white spandex pants – I was captain of the school soccer team – and a white vest top. It was a daily ritual that had happened many times before. I always carried a bottle of water with me and it was more or less guaranteed that I would go to the toilet as soon as I got home. But today was totally different, when I got home I discovered I was locked out. Somewhere on my jog I managed to lose my key. Not a major problem you might say, well usually no. Today however.