1. You only have three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.2. Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.3. You have seventeen recipes for casserole.4. S...xy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair.-OR-You can retire to The Deep South where...1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.2 “Y’all” is singular and “all y’all” is plural.3. “He needed killin” is a valid defense.4. Everyone has two. His weight pressed her into the mattress, his thighs spreading hers wide, his hardness sliding against her. When he lodged against her melting heat, his gaze was tender. Gently he pushed, easing into her yielding flesh with devastating slowness. She clung to him, her teeth sinking into his fingers as he slid inexorably deep within her straining channel. ‘That’s it,’ he murmured, kissing her sweat-dampened brow. Her thighs tensed in surprise as he eased out, then sunk deep. It was a delicious. "Girls." I say and they all nod, getting ready in a hurry and they follow me outside. Now lets talk about boys. First, is Josiah, (I use the same boys name in almost every story, it makes things easier ;) ) who is the hot sunbronze skinned god with huge muscles, the best humour and has a boner over me and my girls (especially me) every day. Than there is Matt, the fair skinned, soft brown haired class clown who has the cutest smile and the warmest feeling when your around him, but his emerald. ." Don't be modest, baby. We've seen your pictures in the art lab and you got that scholarship for college next year. You've got a good eye behind those glasses," I murmur close to her ear, "besides, it's not like you haven't taken a lot of pictures of us already. . ." Or didn't you think we knew?" you ask with a smirky smile."I... I... I..." It's settled then -- our house after school, four o'clock."We both snake our arms around her and hug her tight between our naked bodies. We share a smile,.