”Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.-- Steven WrightWhen will all the rhetorical questions...end?We have mileage, yardage and footage. Why don’t we have inchage?Bumper Sticker:If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.The other day, I was walking my dog around my building ... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.-- Steven WrightStudies show that 100% of those who advocate abortion are. "Well? Do I get to see them?" Now she was being direct, fuck she was bossy! I was going to be alone for hours...I moved past her opening the door, I held it open and she followed through. Her outfit clashed with the situation, classical housewife attire. She glanced into the bedroom at the end of the hall "Are you going to tell me you don't wear those heels either?" "Okay, yes I do. It's a secret of mine, but I'll show you the panties and finish this" "You'll be doing a lot more than that! A. He would say to mom Billy boy works like a man we should treat him like one. As I walk in the kitchen, I sit at the table and look at my mom fixing my plate, I feel my cock becoming semi hard , mom has her hair tied back, and even though she has on a dress that reaches her ankles. The way it drapes over her sexy little ass just fucking turns me on. And its not like there is any other female around for fifteen miles and dad has our one horse and any way I am just a fucking horny teenager. Mom. And mai kya uska dalal hu?Waiter: maaf karo sir par wo hai hi maal aisa.Maine bola sirf dikhata hu fukat me chal.We went there I removed sheet till her waist. Her complete bare back was seen. His hard cock can be seen in his filthy trouser. He was just looking at her he said “sir sur dikhao na”. I reveal her ass. He said “ah kya gand hai madarchod marne me maja aayega.”I: kya bol raha be. Ho gaya na ab chal nikal.Waiter: sir boobe dikhao na.I: sale bahut kuch chahiye teko. I turned around. He.