Ah ... Here it is,” said Al. There was more rustling of papers before his boss continued, “I just finished going over the third quarter figures ye...terday. First, let me say that you were the first one to get your figures in to headquarters. Your paperwork looked great.”“Thanks. I tried to be accurate,” said Jerry a little confused by the conversation.“No, I don’t mean that. I meant that your paperwork really looked nice. All of the figures were typed and there was no room for. "Why are you up so early?" I asked."This is late, I'm normally up by six every morning," he said. "I do my morning workout. I have to keep this body in shape." I hate to workout, but it's a necessary evil," I saidI helped him pick up the pots and pans and we found the ones he wanted. Now I know why he bought out the store. He wanted to fix omelets this morning. I started the coffee and made sure he had everything he needed. I mixed up some OJ and set the table.Slowly the rest of the house came. A thick drop of water hit him in the back of the head. Then more. Then a deluge. He rolled over, trailing stringy red paint that stretched like taffy from his chest to the floor. “What the hell?” A miniature storm cloud hung just below the ceiling and had started dropping a steady shower on them.Captain Vex had just yanked the door to the office open at the sounds of Will’s frantic screaming, but it was mostly over before she could do anything to help. She stood in the doorway of the office,. "Now get your ass in there and fillthat list." I opened the car door and walked into the store. I lookedat the list of things to buy and they were all feminine items. Nailpolish,Hair color,perfume,lotions,Pantyhose and about 6 other items.For 20 minutes I shopped up and down every isle until I filled mybasket. When I went to check out I noticed the check out girl was agirl from the college I tricked and blackmailed last year! With myheart beating rapidly I set my items on the counter. "Good.