"I am Colato, son of Fallo. I'm sorry if my looking at you made you upset. It is just that you remind me of someone else who was a friend of my youth.... I am Little Hawk, son of Broken Stick. I didn't know why you stared at me. I was hoping that I hadn't given offense somehow by not knowing local customs." Where is your village? Is it far from here?" We have travelled for three moons and more, but we've stopped along our journey. I would estimate it is no more than two moons time to walk there. "I- I'm just not sure where this relationshipis going, and-" Can we- can we skip to the end of this conversation, please?" Simonasks in an exasperated voice. "By the time we leave this table, will westill be boyfriend and girlfriend?" No," I whisper, blinking back tears as I shake my head."...Well, thank you for your honesty, at least," Simon sighs. "Ugh. Ithought we actually had something good, you know?" It was good," I say. "But, you know, not 'great'..." Okay, that's maybe enough honesty. ’ ‘Like a million bucks.’ Jordan assured me as she peered over my shoulder into the mirror with a wink. Jordan and Hannah were by best friends from middle and high school. We’d survived the grueling academics and pathetic social life our tiny all girls Catholic school had to offer. I found it pretty amazing that we didn’t kill each other over those seven years and remained friends to this day, but since there were only eleven other girls in our class to choose from, we stuck together. We. I also confessed to him that I had never had a blowjob in my life. And that is where my story starts."Hey Amanda," Seth hollered, "Will you come down here a minute?"Amanda came down right away. Amanda, by the way, was also a very pretty lady like my wife. I had to wonder why he called her all of a sudden just after my confession."Hey Mandy," Seth started, "you will never guess what Mike here just told me." I couldn't believe that he was going to tell his wife what I had just confessed!"He say's.