" Shocking," he imagined another woman saying. "How dare he do that to her?" Bastard, he's such a son-of-a-bitch, dirty bastard," he imagine someone e...se voicing. "I have a good mind to anally violate him with the sharp end of my umbrella." Pig," said another woman.As if he were Julius Caesar, he imagined himself muttering, "Et tu, Brute." Running scared and nervous that he'd be caught and reported, he imagined this beautiful angel, who so willingly returned his humps with her bumps before. .. sex club." This threw me. Of all things I expected from his mouth, that wasn't on the list. "I -- I don't really know." I said, still dazed and confused. "All I need to know is that you trust me." Now you might think I would've thought it through more. I DID just meet the guy a few months ago. But me, thought really my thing back then. "Of course I do, bu --" "Good. You'll have the time of your life, I promise." he said, and now he was smiling at me. Then he snapped his fingers. From behind. It must've been about a month before Jackie died - yeah about a month. So, altogether it's been ... seven months since I've been in a relationship with a woman." Really? OK, Bill we need to get you back on the horse. This woman I've spoken with — she's got it bad for you, but she's just as scared as you sound." Really - who is she?" Then it wouldn't be a blind date, would it?" Now she rolled her eyes and slapped at me."You really know somebody ... is it someone I already know?" Ask away — I'll. It was this moment, the unfettered excitement and the lack of jealousy that hit me. She didn’t care that I had pitched her in the wave pool. She was happy to have me now.“And we’ll need one of the larger fuck-rafts and--”“Just big enough for too,” I told the bartender.“Cool, I’m going to take Zenya on a few more of the slides!” Ellie grabbed the Latina and took off away from Traci and me. I never caught if she was jealous. I downed the martini and left the glass as anchor dragging raft entered.