Grabbing the remote my mom turned on the t.v. and all you see is a guy with his eating this girl out and the girl moaning and thrashing around. "Son I...want to make sure you know how to please a women so I going to show you how." I still was to shocked to do anything, she leaded over and unzipped and pulled my dick out. Still holding it she got down on her knees in front of me and started licking it. Since puberty I have always thought of having sex with my mom, I even masturbated a few times. ‘Okay, okay. A scary story. Once upon a time, there was a mean old man. When he was younger, he wasn’t mean. He was a big, strong handsome sailor. In a far-away land, he met a beautiful woman and they fell in love. A few years past and they had a daughter and a son.’ ‘Awwwww,’ Tom said. ‘Did they make ‘the sweet loooooooooove?” All the boys fell into fits of laughter. I let them go for a minute. ‘Okay, funny man,’ I said, reaching over to tickle Tom’s foot. ‘Yes, they made the sweet love,. ...I decided I would spend my Saturday doing laundry, so I gathered my clothes and headed down stairs to the laundry room. When I walked in I saw my neighbor down the hall. We spoke in passing once and he introduced himself as Bert. He seemed like a nice guy just not very interested in me, so I thought. Bert was a big guy and maybe he was just shy or something. I said, "good morning" and proceeded to separate my clothes. As I finished loading the last load into the washer, Bert tapped me on the. She looked to be close to my height with large breasts and a small waist. When she came close, she introduced herself saying, "Hi, I'm Claire, James' wife and I help out here at the lot." Great," I responded. "I need to get an additional vehicle. The Jag is too small for the three of us and has little storage space. I was thinking about a van or SUV of some type."She said, "We have a few vans and SUV's. Let's look them over and see if we can narrow down to the right vehicle for you." She was.