The next day I texted her asking her out to dinner for friday night. She was surprised by my invitation but she said yes.Friday has finally arrived an... we're able to relax and spend some time together.After having diner, I invited her to my place.Linda said:-It was a pleasure to meet you, Dave. I meant it; it truly had been a pleasure for me.She'd obviously had a few too many glasses of wine and her blouse was unbuttoned more than usual and I couldn't keep my eyes off her. She was not wearing a. .. my nose. Now I know we've all accidently let a carbonated drip beltch out our noses, but after the first time, we quickly realise, 'That Was NOT Fun', and would forever after, try not to do that again. Now, releasing throught the same process, a beltch containing only the foul oder of rancid human urine is beyond my ability to describe. Apparnetly, you very much enjoyed the face I just made. You expressed this by laughing uncontrollably for a good minute straight. You finally sat back down. “Attaboy! I knew that you were a highball man deep down! Whitney struck me as a Tom Collins girl, so that’s what we made her. Now, Allen, my boy, you remember the Chairman! Yeah, he was a personal friend from way back. His name is Gareth, in fact,” Dan introduced them in a more relaxed setting.“Oh, my ... and you held my fate in your hands. Well, my balls at any rate! I don’t mind telling you how scared I was, though I was a little nervous just now as I arrived. Just not as frightened as I was. It just didn't make sense. None of these men had the hots for me. And they all seemed to love their wives.As we waited to board the boat the next morning, I heard a few of them talking."I can't believe she let us do that to her," said Al. "Ken, you almost fucked her ass. Does your wife let you do that?" Hell no," said Ken. "My wife isn't a whore. Are you crazy? I'm lucky to get a half assed blow job on my birthday. All Patti gives me is plain vanilla sex. That's why when Lisa just walked in and.