What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was preg...ant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? Because the Sex Ed class uses it on Tuesday and Thursday.Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him “Sum Ting Wong”What. . “Hahahahaha!” I heard the most evil and sinister laugh, like it was mocking me or something, coming from the opposite end of the house. At first I thought I was just hearing things since I had been drinking, but then I heard it again. I didn’t know what to do. I sat there frozen on the couch as the laughing continued from what sounded like the master bedroom. No, this isn’t fucking happening...I’m not hearing this right now. “Yes, my dear, this really is happening,” He said right into my ear. I enquired about her husband, she said that he has gone to Mumbai and would be back in evening and her daughter was in school. She offered me snacks and tea… It was our first meeting so we were not talking much, later after I finished my tea she came and sat besides me, she said that she liked what ever was going in train, I said even I enjoyed it. I held her hand and pulled her near me, I kissed her hands then her forehead and cheeks and finally we had a passionate lip to lip kiss… she had. It was obvious now that he was very sexually immature. God, how could I have been so stupid? she thought.The two of them sat silently for a long time. Neither one of them knew what to say.Finally, Sue broke the ice with an idea."Tommy, what would you think about you and I going on a date?" Come on Mom! Get serious!" I am serious. You're very comfortable around me, so why don't we go out? You can act as if I'm your date. I can tell you what you need to work on. After all, I still remember what.