Fortunatelyit wasn't too bad and the lighting is low in these places!The girls assembled in the bar. There were exactly ten altogether; me,Marie, Juli..., Rowena, Kate, Tammy, Millie, Vanessa, Jean and Marian. Twoother girls called Rhea and Lesley joined us later.Then as we were about to leave one of the girls pointed to a hole (and abig one) in my fishnets. "Is that a fashion statement?" she asked.Embarrassed I rushed upstairs to change into plain tights.Memo to self. Must check mirror better. The howling Canadian man, was he a GRANDPA? My experience with GRANDPA s has been that they play hard to get initially but once they come around they are the most PASSIONATE. Howling is a first though. Did he shoot a LARGE load? My experience with a GRANDPA in his late 60s was very interesting. I went wine tasting in NAPA and I saw that he liked to talk about the wine a lot. I was a novice back then. He spoke at length about his wine collection. He was incredibly attractive- he had broad. ‘You must be Angelica. I am Alexander Browne, managing director of Browne, Holt, Banks and Simmons. It is my humble pleasure to welcome you to London. Have you enjoyed your stay so far, my dear?’ Angie smiled shyly at the older gentleman. ‘Yes, sir, it has been an absolute dream come true to be here with Master. The flight and the hotel and the limo and everything else have made me feel like a fairy tale princess.’ To his credit, Mr. Browne took the ‘Master’ comment in stride. ‘That is. Philadelphilia:- The irresistible urge to have it on with a certain city (of otherwise undisputed reputation). 65. Tranvetiteaphilia:- The sexual urge to have sex with a transvestite under the freeway late at night whilst watching re-runs of Everybody Loves Raymond. 64. Dig-Dugphilia:- The desire to don a jumpsuit and blow up your sexual partner with a bicycle pump. 63. Hulkphilia:- The desire to wear green make-up and get 'mad' with your partner. 62. Phillisteakphilia:- The desire to spread.