." Basically, Nick and Elise were to go out first, drawing fire from the newsies and probably producing a nice, dramatic meltdown on Elise's part -- a...d we would sneak down the back stairwell while they were at it. It sounded like a plan ... We picked a nice, family place a few blocks away for breakfast -- one which saw regular pickups -- and planned fast food for lunch in the midst of another trip to the women's apparel outlets, followed by dinner at a nice Italian place uptown and serious. He was 6’2″, 180lbs, brown hair and blue eyes with broad shoulders and a well-defined body. He worked out several times a week and generally took care of himself. Sue was a former gymnast who had to quit only when her tits got too big for her leotard.She was a redheaded 5’4″ 105 lb. pixie who was very proud of her slim attractive body and 36C breasts. She worked out almost every day and enjoyed the attention men had always given her since her breasts began budding out. Sue liked the way Brian. This one is compliments of Chuck B.Here is a verse which I found scribbled on a men’s room divider back in the 70’s, and quickly memorized.This is the ballad of Joe McGlock,The man who was born with a corkscrew cock.He spent his life in a fateful huntFor the only girl with a corkscrew cunt.He found that girl,But in shock dropped dead.Her corkscrew cuntHad a LEFTHAND thread.This One Is Compliments of ‘Wolf’HOLIDAY EATING TIPSo Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet. She saw me. Her smile disappeared. She stiffened and immediately took her arm away from Barry, who absently put his arm round her shoulder. She resisted, shaking him off. He looked at her but didn’t understand. She had paled, and I saw a mixture of tension, discomfort and guilt on her face. Without a word I turned and left the pub. The whole event must have taken thirty seconds at most. I bumped into Clive, an old school friend, on the way out. He was leaving as well. He had made good and ran.