We tried to stimulate, spice up and entice our lovemaking. Nothing seem to bring back the old spark until we both got ‘tanned all over’. We were ...atching some television, when an old singer we grew up listening to, Frankie Avalon, was introducing his easy-to-use tanning lotion and cream. We decided to try it, and ordered the kit. It arrived a few weeks later it. Initially it was to be mine alone, I soon convinced my honey that I’d apply it onto her if she’d apply it onto me. It started that. “Now then, before we shake again and congratulate each other on a deal well done, I want to inform you - the total in that satchel - is four times the total you just quoted me. I need to tell you too, I lost count in there somewhere and rather than count over, I stuffed a few thousand extra inside.“The reason I feel the need to do this, Helen told me she wants to come back and spend two weeks at your place in Mississippi, for the next three years in a row.”“Mr. Oliver, your wife will always be. Daily muthi maruchi. Sighra kan baharika.Hau dekhi. Mu Raju banda patire pureiki chusi chusi khaili. Raju mote bhidi dhariki antheiki basithila. Majhire majhire gandi ku halei ki mo pati ku genhuthila. Taa 6inchia aau lamba banda mo patire aste aste pasuthila aau baharuthila. Aaaahhhaaa uhhhh bou bou. Aaaahhhaaa bou mo banda banda. Uhhhh bou mo banda banda. Huun bou mo banda mo banda. Etebelu emiti heluni aau bou bia ku genhila bele kemiti hebu.Ohhh bou tu kichi kahana. Mo banda aaahhhaaa mo. “Their trouble is that they don’t know how to howl at the moon.”She didn’t mean to say it out loud. Flora heard her and wheeled around.“What was that, dear?” she asked. “What about the moon?”“Oh, it’s nothing; just a saying Auntie.”“But it is something,” her aunt insisted. “Why would you want to howl at the moon?”“For fun, I guess,” Roxie answered. “Just to have fun with no purpose attached to it.”“But the moon can’t howl back,” her aunt argued. “Why not find something to enjoy that has a.