“Where am I?”“Ah...” My mind was full of haze and some vague thoughts. “You’re at my… my home. You are welcome at my home.” And after ... pause, I added, “Kazuko.”“So you know me. How come I don’t know you?”“That’s because I’m your fan. I’ve watched you in every episode. You’re incredible, Kazuko!”She giggled.“That’s so sweet,” she was playing with her dark curly hair while chewing gum. “I thought you were some kind of a drug lord.”“Do I look like a drug lord?” I said, standing in my pajamas with. “ I guess it is because you said you broke my hymen, not my horse! As in, you didn't break my horse! Oh Uncle Ash, you are hilarious,” she wheezed. I froze. Uncle Ash didn't sound right any longer. “ If you are gonna be my girl, you'll need to drop the uncle, baby girl. I don't want to think of you as my niece any longer. Not when I have other thoughts in my head,” I said. She snuggled even tighter into my side and sighed. I smiled and kissed her head. “ I really love the sound of that, Ash.. Just remember what I said." Oh, Darin," she chided, "but you are so sweet." She placed her hand on the side of my face in a motherly fashion."Just remember," I repeated and she was gone to make ready for her date.She left early to allow plenty of time to get to the restaurant. I ate, then, since I had no homework, settled in to watch some TV. I wasn't expecting her back until late but it was only a little after nine when I heard her car pull into the driveway."Mom? Are you okay?" I asked as she. Best keep silent. “And finally…” he slid the fourth slip over to her. Vicky bent over again to see the complaint. Her eyebrows flew upwards in surprise. “Read it, girl!” he ordered. “But Sir, you asked …” “Read it!” he cut across her protests. “Flagrant and brazenly inappropriate behaviour during a public event,” she read slowly, her voice trembling. “Please Sir. When was this, Sir?” she asked anxiously. “The New Year party once again, girl. Read the details!” “Flirting excessively with at.