" Mom said."Thanks mom." Emma said."Now kids, I'm gonna go get dressed for work. You two probably have a full day planned." Mom said after pulling awa....She walked around the table, and turned back towards us."Oh, by the way, since everything is now out in the open, kids, I expect things to be a bit more relaxed around here." She said before opening her robe and letting us get a look at her body.My eyes went wide and my cock throbbed before she turned around and walk away. Emma had been right. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"From the back of the plane, a passenger yelled"For the love of God, you should see the back of mine!"This one is compliments of AnonymousA married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the. She got the house she wanted, and all the toys to go with the house. She got the car she wanted. She got all the men she wanted. And I am the one who gets punished here. How is that fair? Where is the justice?" I said."Mr. Smith that is the way the law is set up. We are a law abiding society and must live with the laws as they are written," he responded to me."Your Honor this is supposed to be a fifty-fifty split state. I don't see a fifty-fifty split here," I said."With children involved the. On the bright side Greg has been faithful and I recently made partner at the firm I work for. It’s kept me pretty busy lately but I don’t mind. It’s Friday night and i’m pretty excited. I’ve got the weekend off to relax. My four lovely children Gianna, Cody, Conrad, and Ginger are all asleep and the house is pretty quiet. Greg & I are indulging in sushi in the dining room and all you hear is the sound of our forks clicking on the glass plates. ‘What’s with you lately?’ He asked suddenly. ‘What.