I was waiting for a phone call.The headmaster of the highschool and myself are now on a first name basis. The day after I 'adopted' Mel I visited the ...ffice explaining to the ladies of my guardianship, changed her contact details and so forth. (In reality it was three months later after five visits to the Department of Community Services, which made it legal and financially she was covered by payments from Centrelink. I just forked out the necessary doe-ray-me until it happened) The lady who. ”I looked down and fluffed my pubes a little with my left hand, and then looked at her and stuck my tongue out. “I know, I just haven’t had a reason to trim it lately, and I’m afraid to get it waxed like Beth does. How’d you do yours?”“I trimmed it real short with scissors and then I used a little battery operated trimmer. They make a little tiny one for close trimming; you can get them in the pharmacy at the supermarket now.” She hesitated for a few seconds then said in a light hearted tone,. I hadn't wanted to share him; I wanted him for myself, alone. I threw him out ... I'm not sure if I would have made the same choice, today – I miss him." You mean to say that you'd stay with him even though he was cheating on you?" Oh, Hell, yes! And he wasn't cheating on me, he was cheating on her. But, right now, I don't think that would matter one bit; I find my bed very large and lonely, sometimes." Would you go back to him?" No ... what is past is past. That, however, is why I'm telling. I'll write you a check for ... three thousand dollars. I know you're thinking I'm trying to fool you but I don't have much cash on me. You cash the check and after you cash the check you destroy the pictures. If the check isn't any good then you can just use them. I swear the check will be good." Hm," I said. "The cost of my iPhone 5 was three hundred dollars with a two year contract. The price you've put on these pictures and the video, three thousand dollars. Destroying the marriages of two.