But is that what you want though?” Jack asked. “Yes honestly. I mean, I know you actually didn’t spend a lot of time with Scott. I’m not sayin... that’s anyone’s fault, I understand you had to work a lot. But now I have actual proof that he wasn’t working late on at least one occasion. So I guess what I’m trying to say is that none of you really knew him as the asshole he was. And he was a huge asshole. I don’t think he was ever sweet to me. If anything, it was during the first few months right. He was a relative after all. So he was part of my herd.Dick nodded and said to me, “I still need some help with my bighorns. Any chance that you can come and look over my operations and offer me some suggestions on how we can improve things?”We were all relaxed, and I was happy with the outcomes of this dinner. I believed I had won Dick to my cause. His daughters were keen to take up my ideas, and I had a feeling they will encourage Dick to run with them if he wanted peace at home.“I’d be. We donned our dried off, donned our robes, and setabout our appointed tasks.I was just finishing up, when my wife cam in holding her clothes and toldme that mine were on the bed. She said that we would get dressed quickerif we done it separate rooms. I told her that was fine and headed throughthe door. As soon as I looked on the bed I realized why my body washairless. On the bed lay a lacey black bra, matching panties, a shortkhaki skirt, a shirt, a pair of sandals, and a closed box. I started. I hope you use it with a lot of passion and deep and abiding love.”“Wow! I am an Aunt!”“Congrats Aunt Keri!”“Congrats to you, Uncle Mick.”“Um ... I’m a father.” Tears weld up in my eyes.“Congrats, Dad.” Keri spoke softly and hugged me with her head on my shoulder.We kissed and tapped glasses. Keri was fine until she paused and looked deeply into my eyes. Who knew tear were contagious.“Bottoms up to us all!” “Cousin Sarah jumped in.“Keri, we will need to have a quiet sit down and talk about how.