’ Jeremy didn’t respond, opting to kick at the dirt on the mound instead. ‘Ben, get over here.’ Matt yelled across the field. Ben ran up to t...em, ‘What’s up?’ ‘Jeremy’s been in his head all day. If he doesn’t get his shit straightened out before tomorrow’s game, it isn’t going to be pretty. I’m getting nothing from him.’ Ben smiled as he turned to Jeremy. ‘Might this have something to do with the woman you invited to the game the other day?’ Jeremy slowly looked up from where he was scuffing. “Piss and give me a clue Gran,” I giggled but half meaning it.“Don’t be a daft haporth Jim, I haven’t put that much on,” she snickered back.“You fucking have, enormous, but I still love you,” I retorted, grinning up my 67 year old grandmother on my dad’s side, from a so called vantage point between her cellulite dimpled thighs.“Hmm! Well I’m please to hear that. Only been away six years, put a bit of...”“Fat on...”I interrupted.She reached down over her bulk and tried to slap my head, but. Jill just smiled and said, "If mom was not so busy, then sure. I doubt she has even noticed that I am not around the house right now." You know my parents Jill," Pam said sadly. "They don't notice me when I am at home right in front of them." Pam, Pam who? I hear your dad asking into the phone now," Jill said before starting to giggle.As we walked to the terminal for the plane, walking right through security since no one was even there yet, the girls told me all about how Pam's parents seemed. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?- / -3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?- / -4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?- / -5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so.