..maybe just me funny birthday hatby the end of the night i was calling a uber and was waiting outside when i felt a firm hand grabbing my assi wanted...to turn around but instead got pull on a crotch feeling a hard bulge agaisnt my ass''hey sexy birthday boy, you need a lift home?''i was so drunk and horny, i had suck some friends before when younger but not had been dating some college girl and never did it againI hesitate for a while, just appreciating his hipse moving slowly dry humping me in. She approached his chair and straddled his legs just as she had done at the nightclub. ‘Let’s pick up where we left off earlier.’ Boyd was agreeable but with a small modification. He loosed and removed her bra, throwing the offending scrap behind him. He filled his hands with bounteous tit flesh. Fortuna planted her forehead against his and smiled her concurrence to the alteration. Fortuna shuffled forward and Boyd was re-introduced to the oily soft lips which had been indecorously curfewed. Pops laughed at him when he practiced drawing and firing them, pulling the hammer back with his thumb as they cleared leather."Son, you got six shots in each of those guns," he chided. "I got eight in my old .45 and fifteen in my M9. I'll still be killin' while you're reloading." I don't reckon I'm about to face no army on a regular basis, Pops," Alex replied, drawing both guns and firing from the hip. It was such a natural thing to do, and the Rugers, once he got used to the recoil of the .44. ..1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia.