I protested again, but she saidshe had to make them even. When she was done, she smiled and let melook in the mirror. She had done a nice job, my brow... were very neat,but they looked a bit femme.Next she began to apply foundation to my face. I pulled back and shesaid, "Be a good girl, and let me fix your makeup!" I was completelyturned on by her forceful attitude, and the way she kept calling me"girl" was strangely exciting. She finished with the foundation andthen smoothed it out with powder. ‘ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful, ‘ it was now ‘cute.’She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that. The guy that had this job before him hadn't and it took a full two months to finallyclear the horrible acrid stench of crispy fried plant manager out of the place."Near-Unity" power station, they called it but his degree in electrcal engineeringtold him otherwise. The kilowatt hours produced from a single barrel of dieselwere ridiculously out of proportion to anything he had ever seen before."Mr. Carter, I've seen your IQ scores so I won't try to bullsh!t you," the regionaldirecter had told. ’ The next morning several yards of indigo cloth that the pirates had appropriated from the ship Amelia was voyaging on were delivered to the captain’s cabin. After eight bells, when he returned from the second morning watch, he saw that Amelia had sewn herself a pair of trousers. She had also cut her hair short, so that in her new outfit she could easily pass for a boy. ‘So what do you think?’ she asked him, ‘Now I should be able to go out on deck.’ There were a few moments of stunned silence,.