She was wearing a skin tight midi-dress that barely covered her huge breasts and tight ass. Her bleach blond hair was very wavy and even without her m...keup on she would have been a goddess. I think to myself what I would give to have 30 minutes with her, but I knew that I didn't have a chance in hell.I was 5' 10" and 180 lbs. I was fairly handsome, but I had no muscle mass or charm. I was a nerd who had hardly any experience with being with a person. I was romantically involved with a woman in. "So, what are we doing?" The usual. Just stack it a bit more in the back."Grabbing my scissors, I set to work, sending little chunks of wet hair flying."So, what are you going to do about Jake?" Lisa asked."I don't know. Find some ways to spice things up, I guess. I mean, I'm only thirty-four. I'm not ready for a life of celibacy. I just want a little romance, you know? Some kind of emotional connection." Yeah. I can relate."Our eyes met in the mirror. Shit. I sure as hell didn't want to end up. Eventually I went outside again and managed to find an old granny sunning herself whilst feeding the plump chicken. She was much surprised by my approach, and grasped perhaps every other word of what I spoke. Her babble through toothless gums was not very enlightening either, but I managed to decipher that all people were on the fields, to just wait, somebody would turn up.Resignedly, I started to turn back when, to my utter surprise, she pulled out a very modern smartphone, of all things, and. ." She looked down at her body. The view, though,was partly blocked by two breasts, clearly visible in the cups of thepink teddy she wore. Her hand shot down to her groin, and her mouthdropped as she felt no masculine lump, only a flat surface over a verysensitive slit."But I... I'm Sam... Sam Hanson and - but I-I remember playing with babydolls and wearing cute dresses - _cute_ dresses? I'm... I'm AmberFletcher, too. How?"Cathy turned the confused girl to face the full-standing mirror.