-Phyllis DillerMy photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.-Phyllis DillerI admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives fo...ty miles away.-Phyllis DillerTranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.-Phyllis DillerI asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'-Phyllis DillerThe reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.-Phyllis DillerYou. Ron suggested she come round locking her door she was soon sat in Ron’s garden all three of them chatting when Ron without warning told her Frank was here in case you wanted to fulfil your fantasy. Jackie started blushing “It was only a fantasy” “Fantasies can come true” he replied. Jackie found herself getting turned on now looking at these two men she found herself being led into the house Jackie was not saying no one of her fantasies was about to be fulfilled. Jackie undid her. ’ She spread her legs slightly. ‘Wider.’ She moved them farther apart, as he walked around behind her. He slapped her ass. ‘Wider skank!’ Her inner thigh muscles tightened as she spread her legs as far as she could without toppling over. He was in front of her again. He put one hand on her mound, and the other on her shoulder so that she wouldn’t fall over. He was keeping her balance now. He rubbed his palm up and down her mound and her breath became hard. ‘You are nothing to me, and I am. At first she says she doesn't want to talk about it then tells me that her husband just messaged her that he moved out the last of his stuff. Here is the conversationme- I am sorryHR- no he was the worse husband Ive hadme- ohh I didn't know you had been married beforeHR- he was my 3rd and lastme- are you okHR- yeah im fine I just didn't want him back in my house especially since I am out of town. He better not have taken anything of mineme- wow didn't know you deal with everyday problems like.