I was married to that wonderful man and when he was 10,000 miles away from home the two of us shit all over him." If you love him so much, why don't y...u go to him."I was totally pissed now. "If I could go to him Don I would. But after what we did to him he wants nothing more to do with me." So why do you care if he's hurt then? When we're in bed you always tell me I'm so much better at fucking you than he ever was." I've never said you were better Don, that's your king sized ego talking. You do. There aren't many places baddies could hide in it: behind or inside Penelope and Patch's storage shed, behind some piles of earth, among some bushes I'd planted, and in the wonderfully landscaped mountainous-looking area in front of the Lower Wing. Most of those locations are exposed to top-down view anyway, and all were very quickly searched and confirmed as empty of baddies. I searched inside homes as well, finding nothing unwelcome. Our security guards patrol around the walls on the inside,. If you have sex, it better be with somebody your age, under sixteen. That's the magic number." He sniffed and made a face. "It probably doesn't matter unless some woman attacks you."I nodded and swallowed and sniffed, thoroughly confused."I'm curious," he said. "How long is it when it's hard?" I don't know," I lied. "Six, seven inches, pretty long." OK, that's normal, on the high side but normal. Can you get it hard?" Don't think so," I said, reaching down and grasping it. "Not now, not in. " He gaveme that thousand watt smile of his and told me he wasn't a murderer, buta vampire."I only want to bite you my dear!" That was something I was pretty surewas true! He was a good driver and I sat back and let the wind ruffle myhair. We stopped at Promontory point, and the view was magnificent."Jill."I turned and he kissed me, gently at first, but then he pulled me to himand I had no control. I collapsed in his arms. I felt his tongue meetmine and we swapped spit for a few minutes, then.