That night we were the talk of the club and guys were trying to hit off with me and Sharon but we were having too much of a fun night, They were getti...g in the way. We made them think that we were girlfriends and kept the charade going for the best part of the night. Later, we were on the dancefloor and having an absolute blast of a time, now I cant remember who kissed who, but i had never been so wet in my life.Sharons tongue in my mouth was so much tastier than what i was used to, no stubble,. They positioned me facing a direction, and then someone unlocked the padlockto my blindfold. They took the blindfold off and it took my eyes a little bitto adjust. I was finally going to be able to see what they had been doing tome, and as my eyes finally adjusted the image that greeted me in the mirrorwas…..a cheerleader?!? They had me dressed up like a cheerleader! Ilooked in the mirror up and down my body, and not only was I dressed as a cheerleader,other than my face I was a really cute. I always have more income than I need and I donate the excess to the most worthy charities that I'm aware of. They do especially well around Christmas and Valentine's Day." "Why so different?" "It pays an average of about $300K a year and motivates both me and my clients. I also provide stamped, pre addressed envelopes and couldn't care less if you send cash, checks, or a note with a credit card number and an amount written on it. The only payment I've ever been disapointed by was a. " I do?" my daughter was puzzled, "Who is it? Ricky Martin?"My wife grunted. "Let me give you a clue," she said, now moving to the door behind me and opening it. "He's in your room right now."I looked around, as did Rachel, and as far as we could see, I was the only one of masculine persuasion in the room. Rachel, however, was the first one to put two and two together."Daddy? Are you out of your mind?" Her incredulity matched mine."Oh, no, dear, just doing a mother's job," Bertha replied.