"No it's not you," she sat up and looked over at me. "Billy, I'm not that ugly am I?" What, no of course not," I said."Fucking Teddy's not rung me aga...n tonight," she said, "the fucking bastard." I've got great tits haven't I," she said holding her gown apart to expose her tits completely to me. "My legs are long and slim too." Sis," I said, "you have a great body."What I said was nothing short of the truth."So with all this why won't that bastard ring me up," she said. "Fucking men."There was. The three of them giggled and all John and I could do was drop back onto our heals panting heavily, as he got his breath back John asked Christ Kelly how did you learn to do that? I saw mommy doing it to daddy when she said it was the wrong time of the month. She looked at her friends and said Babies are all wet, you will have to clean them up now I picked up Dianes panties and wiped them across her stomach, cleaning up my spunk, as John did with Susan, with them cleaned up they said they. I bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.”The bar was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leaving. No one took up the bet.40 minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, “Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?”“Sure” said the American, “20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000.”“Grand,” replied the Irishman, “so pour the pints and start the clock.”It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.“OK Yank, pay up.” said the. I cupped her ass with my right hand, pulling her in even closer and harder; if that was even possible. When we finally broke that second kiss, I had one thing on my mind. Fortunately, so did Emily. I pulled my shirt off over my head as she unbuttoned her blouse and kicked off her sneakers. She was out of her shirt and shorts while I was still hopping on one foot, trying to get my other sock off. “Too slow!” she laughed, as she unbuckled my belt, unsnapped and unzipped my pants, and then pulled.