Gerry thanked the Judge and proceeded. ‘Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down...de road when this huge Maclean potato truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her. . ._______________________________When I awoke, I felt stiff and sore, and still so very tired. I was groggy and as I tried to get up and clear my head, I realized I couldn’t. As my eyes focused and I regained my senses I saw where I was. In an operating room! And it got worse; as I tried to turn my head to look around I found I couldn’t do it, and my jaws ached – my mouth was clamped open wide, I wanted to sit up, to RUN, but I couldn’t do that either. I could feel the straps holding me. He found that he couldn’t stand and sat down heavily on the wet floor.The policeman said, “She must really hate you.”“That’s the only emotion she knows,” replied Jerry looking around the bathroom as his body went numb. He couldn’t believe the damage she had done to it. Even the shower door hadn’t escaped intact.“Let’s go outside and get the detectives over here,” commented the cop.As the cop turned to leave, Jerry said, “I can’t stand up. Could you give me a hand?”The cop helped Jerry out of. She greeted me and invited me inside. I could smell some flavor scent in there.She: Have a seat.Me (while sitting): Nice home.She: Thanks. What do you prefer? Coffee, tea or cold drink?Me: Water is enough.After drinking water, she said: “I want a massage but I am confused about what kind of massage I want”.Me: What you are actually looking for?She: Let me tell you the truth. I haven’t had sex with my husband for 2 months. He is busy and even I am tired. So I wanted to get a massage to satisfy.