“God, you are way too high up,” I told Will when I pulled myself up to the next row of branches. They were still very safe to climb, thicker than ...y legs. I used a metal hook to hang the basket on a branch and reached up to pass another one to the daredevilish boyfriend. He lowered himself, squatting, his toned leg muscles flexing as he tried to keep his balance. Looking down at me, his chocolate brown disheveled quiff hung into his sunkissed face putting some very dirty ideas into my mind.“Do. Whatever it was, I felt as if I needed to act. I shouted, “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?”The man with the gun said something, but he was drowned out by the voices of many of the men still inside the saloon. “EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LET ME HEAR FROM THE SHOOTER!” Luckily, that was enough to quiet everybody down. “Now, Sir, please tell me what you tried to say a moment ago.”“This here galoot insulted me, and I had to shoot him.”“What did he say that upset you so much? There are very few things. There wasn't any electricity between the two of them. She even let him touch her breasts for a minute, trying to get herself more involved in the excitement he seemed to be feeling towards her, but even that didn't do anything for her.Saturday afternoon, Jimmy took her to a Dodgers game. Jimmy was a committed jock, not only an active participant, but a huge fan and avid sports viewing enthusiast. By the time they left the game, a rout of the home team, Sandy knew every position he'd ever. I had just met her and I already wanted to go out with her the next day! I said “What about Homecoming? The freshman dance? The sophomore dance that I would definitely ask you to? What about the senior prom that I guarantee some senior is going to ask you to?”She said ‘Yeah that’s what she’s afraid of, some senior might ask me out, she doesn’t want me to discover boys”I said “Jeeez that just sucks”She agreed. “Yeah tell me about it”With that sly grin that I have, I asked her “So if your mom did.