Most women dont, but I have to ask a few questions. Sure, go ahead. She took a sip of her wine looking me dead in the eye. So you really like cum? Ye.... Why? Maybe I was asking a few too many questions, but shit, I had never had a woman behave like she had. I had to know. Its just so erotic. The feeling, the taste, the entire environment of it all. The pleasure it is causing my partner. Everything about it. Certainly some guys have better cum than others, but its rare that a guy has really. I did and saw I was facing the mirror in my room. The first thing thathit me was a white satin ribbon tied in my hair like a headband, the bowat an angle on the side of my head. The second thing that hit me was thetotal absence of hair on my chest. I quickly glanced down and saw thateverything was gone where she had rubbed that lotion on me. I stood upand spun around.Crissy stopped me with a hand to my chest and looked me in the eyes,daring me to speak. She reached behind me and turned the. "Mine were a little more normal. I did them off his chest and abs and.. one.. off his dick. It was like being in High School again." She smiled. "Uh.. you did dick shots a lot in High School?" I asked, partly giving her grief, partly sidetracked with morbid curiosity."No! I just meant the body shots thing. And him. Rick. He just had that bad boy thing like I dated back then. It was just kind of a fun flashback."I nodded. I didn't really want to sidetrack the story any further. "So the tequila. It was half past 7 and it looked like a gorgeous day outside. I looked under the sheets to see if everything that I remembered from last night was real and not just a dream. What I found told me everything I needed to know. I saw my beautiful 53 year old mom with her one piece hiked up to her tits, exposing the whole lovely package. I slid off the bed, trying not to wake her. I already had my morning hard-on and I didn’t want my dick to get too hard cause peeing wasn’t going to happen if that.