No good-looking cowgirl can be seen without a hat. Besides that, you’ll need to braid your long hair and wear a hat to keep it out of your face when...you work or ride.“They have a womens undergarment section over there, and you’ll need to get some underwear suited for riding. You’ll thank me for getting personal about your underwear this time.”“Speaking from experience, I take it?”“Yep.”“You don’t talk about people from your past, do you?”“Nope. No need to. You wouldn’t know them and I’d just as. I better not." Big date?"I laugh. "Hardly. More of a... how to describe it... a fiercely contested... wager," I finally say."You got money riding on this, counselor?" he asks in his best lawyer voice."You'll never be a prosecutor, Johnny," I laugh. "But no... no money." I tell him a bit about the bet, leaving out anything that he might use to identify Sandra. He seems intrigued, but finally leaves when my phone rings."Hey, big boy," says Sandra. I glance at my watch. She's only been gone. Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a smelly greasy box?Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs?A: She forgot. ..I'm yours, Brother Dexter," I said out loud again. I'd emphasized the word 'yours' deliberately.Then I said: "My wife is carrying your baby. I've watched it grow inside of her everyday since you and she conceived it together. I remember that day so clearly. You were wonderful with her. And your fertile seed is now about to bear fruit. I am excited for that day."I stood there stroking my cock for a while longer in silence, and then I said: "I'm going to come. As I do, I want to reaffirm my.