. ‘ Her fingers had slipped into the waistband of her sweats and were already furiously rubbing her nether lips, when she looked over and realized s...e’d left her door open. ‘Oh god, Artemis could walk right in and catch me jilling off!’Her fingers kept moving as she imagined her roommate coming and licking her pussy, ‘Where did that come from? No, if she caught me, she’d turn and leave and I’d be mortified!’ She felt a mixture of deep shame and raunchy exhibitionism, both feeding into each. "Mmmmm, I don't want you to leave," I moaned. There it was, out there in the air, but I knew I meant it."Well, silly, I do have to get cleaned up now. And I'm getting hungry for more than just your high protein snacks too." Ummm, dinner might take a while - unless you want me to call for a pizza."Jill stepped from the tub, wrapping her towel around her hips. She looked down over her body and giggled at a tiny fleck of cum below her right collarbone."Pizza sounds great," she said as she rubbed. I was broke, and willing to give up my heritage in a South Georgia farm just for a hug from one of these beautiful ladies.I had to sit there, nursing a beer (another anomaly, S GA), while I watched everyone else fondling, and occasionally disappearing to the back room, with one of these ladies.I had noticed one of the girls that seemed to be having a lot of fun. She would laughingly decline any intimate contact with any of the men, but dance with them as though her life depended on it.She was. There was dead silence at the Mensa table.Kinda reminds ya of the government, doesn’t it.Solutions to our problems should be so simple, but the brilliant minds in Ottawa/Washington always seem to make them so difficult.Some controversial thoughts from J & B“A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.”The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing.Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States.