Dekh raha tha unki favrate actress rekha ka ek gana [film: Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi se :::: in the night no control] aa raha tha jo main dekh raha tha un...one suna to wo aayi lekin unke aane par maine channel change kar diya to wo aai aur boli ki rekha ka gana dubara lagao. Maine lagaya aur jakar chaye layi wo gane main khhoo gai thi aur main unme mujhe bhi dhyan nahi raha ki wo mujhe chhay ka cup de rahi hai aur main pakarna hi bool gaya shayad janboojh kar aur garam-garam chaye mere jango par gir. I was at a graduation party for a close friend that I always had a thing for but all we ever did was some friendly flirting with each other and nothing more. Anyway I was just hanging out with my friends and having a few beers at this party at her mom and dads house. we got there late in the afternoon and were planning on staying there for the rest of the night or at least until we were no longer in danger of driving home drunk . I had known both her parents for years and they were happy to let. Elaine met us in the kitchen wearing a fuzzy robe and bunny slippers. "She is a small breasted, intelligent, and very funny comedienne." I can't believe they wrote that!" Elaine moaned. "Obviously they've never seen me with my big girl boobs on!" It was an honor to be included in Cosmo's Itty Bitty Tittie club," I laughed. "Helen Gurley Brown nominated you personally." Elaine had interviewed the famous editor a year ago."Why don't we hear something like, 'He was tiny-cocked, conversant, and. " I wished I could kick myself for that slip but he didn't seem to pay it any mind."Let's go get the rest of your luggage and we'll get you checked in to your room, OK?" he suggested, taking my carry-on off of my shoulder before I could protest. I quickly swung my laptop case around to the front to shield my groin."Sure, that sounds great. I'm starving, man. I haven't eaten in, like, two days." Why not?" he inquired, looking puzzled as he led the way to the baggage claim area."Oh, you know,.