He was definitely hooked, and already aroused, by her very pretty and very thick, curvy womanly figure. Yes, she did have some incredible cleavage too...and with the right piece of lingerie on you’d see more then enough of it as well. And all the others where she laid herself out or sat and knelt upright there was abundant cleavage preparing to “perform” its duties for hopefully a man of her choosing. At this point he was hard as hard could be inside those slacks of his. He couldn’t put his hand. She was there in the casket. I became aroused immediately. She was wearing a very pretty black dress and that one red strand of hair was sticking out. The casket was very smooth and the inside was soft and fluffy. I originally came there to give her my respects, maybe hit that stuck-up cunt a few times for the road. But then this urge came over me. I had to have her. I looked around to see if it was ok, then I took my pants completely off. I still couldn't get over the fact that I was about to. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank. Thepeople of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning.The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as - 'Sinko De Mayo'.WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?You need a shot of Tequila.Hellmann's MayonnaiseThe. " He loved my big 8 inch dick from the moment I pulled it out for him that first time in my garage - back on my 13th birthday. His birthday present to me that year was our first ever gay sex encounter. Still the best present anyone has given me."That's great news" was my reply. "Life is much better with a big dick." You can say that again my old friend," he answered me. "I want you to see it. Do you want to see it?"We both knew the answer to that which was YES.So that was my one word answer to.