All he had to do was stand in the middle of the court and he could reach anything. He won the toss and served first. The game was on.The less time I s...end talking about this match, the better. His first serve came skidding down the right wall and he was only barely out of the way far enough to keep from being called for a hinder fault. It went downhill from there. It’s not that I didn’t score, but I couldn’t hold a rally against him. I lost in two straight games and was one of the first losers. It was fun and Mom enjoyed meeting her Internet friends in the flesh, but some of them were a little unfriendly. Mom and I speculated on the way home that some of them looked little like the pictures they’d exchanged and that, perhaps, they didn’t expect me to be so spectacular. Mom had the nicest way of making me feel good.This became sort of a new routine, Mom and I going out together, only we went to bars and clubs with men mostly. Mom enjoyed herself more than I did. She laughingly. She then turned around so her back was to the road, glanced up the street and saw a car coming, and then gripping the top of her jeans, she took a deep breath, and then pulled down her jeans and knickers a little and waved her bare little round arse at the car as it passed.Emily cheered and hooted, and the car beeped its horn as it passed, and I have to admit I did sneak a peek at her pale white round cheeks, which I know was wrong, she is my cousin, but I was just a little curious, and she was. She stopped to show her ID to the bouncer then proceeded into a waiting elevator. She exited the elevator on the main floor of the club into another short hallway. She passed a political poster that said: _Vote Libertarian--we're pro-choice on EVERYTHING!_ Christine considered silently, "Damn Libertarians want to eliminate all _malum prohibitum_ laws and put me out of a job! There'd be almost no need for lawyers if the only crimes were _malum in se."_ She sighed and continued.