Any way once I grew into a man and got hair on my balls I still like talking with Alice. We would have these family get togethers with all of my cousi...s, aunts and uncles and grannys and gramps. It was one of these get togethers that this story starts. We had rented all these rooms at this hotel in a large city and we were all having a great time sight seeing and taking in all that there was. The third day I woke and told everyone I had a headache and wanted to stay in the room alone. What I. I should never have went to school today. ' Fuck, " I thought the day was never gonna end. I couldn't consentrate, I had only one thing on my mind, and that was holding Mom in my arms, and feeling her body pressed against me. I looked at my watch, quarter after three, " shit" I had two and a half hours before Mom would be getting home. Just the thoughts made me nervous. I decided, I'd go by the dairy bar and suck on a malt. Most of my friends hung out there after school, I. In a show of feigned innocence, you look away for a moment and then back staring into my eyes. You look away and back for a second time, a smile forming on your lips and in your eyes as you raise one eyebrow just marginally. As you break our gaze for a third time I realise you are not looking away but looking towards – not demure but devilish. I follow your gaze, pass one finger tracing the outline of your lips and I follow the line of your other arm. It is only now that I notice it,. Ted said he had been out of town but, come on, he could have called. He eventually got in touch and wanted to go out for dinner (read "sex") so we met again. We had an affair for about six months and it seemed time for him to propose. He didn't. I moved in with him a month later and expected the ring. It didn't appear. Finally, I said, "Ted, I'm tired of being your friend with benefits. Either we get married or I'm out of here." We married and by the time I was in my thirties, we had two lovely.