Lipstick cherry red -- the only cherry she had left. Blond hair billowing out around her head. Bud licked his lips quickly before she noticed him. ..."Hey, it's the birthday eunuch," she said brightly, patting the worn-out sofa cushion next to her. "Cele- brating another year of your miserable life! Come on, I've got a present for you." He had to make it look good, so Bud swallowed his glee and gave his face a hang-dog look. "Aw, geez, Kel," he muttered. "Not again. Every year I get all. Jaq went to investigate; a few seconds later, Jaq was back, asking for me to help her. Things had gotten out of hand, and Clive and Jane had nearly come to blows. I managed to wrestle Clive to the floor while Jaq attended to Jane.With Jane out of the way at our house, Clive began to calm down. I asked what had caused the scene. Clive explained that the row had been brewing for a while. It soon became clear that the two of them were unhappy with the sex life that they shared. Jane wanted to. “I think your big fucking titties are even bigger than I remembered. Wow, those fuckers are huge!”“Oh, Henry, you always say the sweetest things to me,” June replied, returning Henry’s hug before pushing him away from her with her arms and using her eyes to look him up and down, measuring him for any changes since they had last seen each other.“Why, Henry,” she said in amazement, taking in his height and the width of his shoulders. “I think you’ve grown at least a couple of inches since I saw. Anne was a little more cautious, stepping out of the driver’s side rather more carefully, and continuing to fart as she did. She needed to do a good poo, and there was no denying it. Brian gave her a knowing and rather disapproving look but refrained from saying anything. Even Anne herself had the good sense to realise that obtaining relief at the earliest possibility was no longer a luxury, but had become an urgent necessity. There was no way she could risk being really brazen and ‘baking it’.