Well-used hinges made an indifferent sound as the olive drab farm truck's door swung open. Dropping to the ground Hero Sheagame straitened, turned and...thanked his driver."Arigatou!" He intoned, handing him a thousand-yen note.(About six dollars.)"And I hope your wife gets over her cold." With that, Hero made his way towards the distant house. Feeling mildly relived when finally hearing the old green Volvo start its trundle away and down the road. He hadn't wished to be rude, but the old fellow. Most guys wouldn't want their dates to fuck and suck all sorts of other men.Since we were just having dinner together, I didn't have to worry about him wanting to take me home and have sex. Sure, I could have brought him back to the motel room where I worked, but honestly, I liked that he wasn't anxious to have sex with me. Besides, I had other ideas about where this relationship was going.After a couple of months, I suggested that I move in with him. He was pleasantly surprised, but a bit. I told Paul not to make it a priority if he had others waiting to move in. If it isn't ready, you can always stay here." I may end up on your couch, although I should probably stay with my mom. She has plenty of room. I'm sure I could stay with my grandparents as well." You're always welcome, and I may even buy you a present if you're here when we open presents on Christmas morning." I can't think of anything that I want or need that I haven't bought for myself. I could use a day surfing with a. It was immediately obvious that it was, as I suspected, an advertisement.With an automatic motion, I almost discarded it right into the trash can, but the purpose of the ad caught my attention. I didn't know whether to laugh or to snort in outright derision. They were offering me a wine and cheese "get together" at a local hotel to review their offerings in luxury caskets with a highly advantageous financing plan that was insured to be "paid in full" if one should expire prior to the last.