When the sheet came off, he was doing a perfect side to side splits, with BOTH feet facing forward!Bob bellowed. “I am Baka Ookfay Ooyay, the TRUE P...PA LEGBA has sent me to do his bidding! I have taken possession of this man so you could hear me and see my power, YOU FAT INFIDELL! What is your REAL name HEATHEN!”“UM, um MMMarvin WWWheelman”“MARVIN, tell your men to put down their weapons and strip off their clothes ... NOW!They were all frozen in their tracks, they got even more catatonic when. Softly and gently he leaned in centimeters from her face and held his breath, hoping she would react to him. Their lips softly pressed together, both with eyes closed, savoring the moment as it lasted. Their warm embrace became more playful as time went on, their bodies moving closer together, his hands lightly exploring all her uncovered skin, their tongues flirting like a pair of singles in the city. Her left hand gently wrapped around his right wrist and gradually moved up his forearm,. I’ve never been able to play poker.”We talked about the net, and about stories, until the waiter brought around our meal. While we talked, I looked her over without trying to be obvious about it.“A little overweight” was an understatement. She was 300 pounds if she was an ounce. But somehow, somewhere between the salad and the first course, I lost track of her size and concentrated on her voice and what she was saying.We finished our meal – and it wasn’t as large a meal as I might have. I guess the dog sensed my fear and went absolutely nuts in the back of the car. The officer slowly went past me and into the parking lot. That was a close call! I decided it was time to get home and picked up the pace as I did on the last outing. About 5 minutes later, the worst of my fears came true. I was just turning on my street suddenly the K-9 unit pulled up next to me. The officer addressed me as "Miss" and told me to stop walking so he could talk to me. A few seconds later another car.