" another blood sample nurse, what are you doing with it all " he said good humouredly." two samples today" I replied as I quickly drew the blood and ...ut it on the tray picking up the small plastic container and drawing back the sheets. "I've to collect a semen sample for analysis" I said reaching for his penis as his eyebrow hit the roof with surprise. So shocked I think that he was utterly speachless. I took his flacid penis in my hand and raised it to the vertical, pushing the skin back to. I arrived at my mother-in-laws and she was on her own doing the washing in the cellar. I went down and she was bent over the washer, she was wearing a black skirt and a black top, she was still as ugly.She lived with a man but he was a bastard but wouldn’t kick him out but we knew she never had sex. I came up behind her as she bent over and playfully ran my hand over her bum, she jumped up with a start and laughing she told me to “Fuck off”. As I stood there I brought my hands up towards her. She too was tiny but with a pretty figure. She also had a warm smiling face."This my daughter, Maria," said Luisa. "We come every day but not Sunday. Nine o'clock to three o'clock. We make beds and cleaning. Cook if you like. Come."She led them to a glass fronted cupboard at the start of a passage leading of the hall to the left. She opened the cupboard."Alarm," she said. "You go out you press red button and 135789. You come back you press green button and 135789. OK?" I'll never remember the. "Don't be silly. It's been a long time since we have had a real family dinner. You men can go out to the parlor while your ladies help us whip up dinner." Grandfather rose at these instructions. We did also and followed him out to the small parlor.Dinner, a little later, was fabulous. If there was one thing that our Grandmothers had learned in their 200 plus years of life, and they had learned a lot, it was how to cook; at least to cook the way that we liked it. Our girlfriends certainly.